Aloha and welcome to episode 10 of Not Another Locals' Show!  This episode was recorded while recovering from a roller derby bout and a kick ass local show with Arma Secreta and the Coach and Four.  Podshow girl, Amber, joins us at the end of the show!

Carroll from Slamhound is in the studio with us; shout out to Jake from the U.K.; recap from the inaugural bout of the Memphis Roller Derby league - way to go Angels of Death; 'Lil Sinner is the Not Another Locals' Show! player of the week; cheesy roller derby announcer - "...did I say 'Period?' "; AoD's queer leader; Beans goes to a show and meets Lauren and Charlie; it is never a good idea to dance to math rock; the dogs say "hi;" myspace battle of the bands; the coolest band to play with in town; Nathan/Joe Pesci @ the Rally Point; quit knockin' on the fat guy at McDonald's who orders Diet Coke; three languages to a dessert; word of the day is "polyglot;" more talk of patchouli; benefit for Hal MacCormick who was attacked by assholes on Beale Street; reintroduction of the word:  "disporportionate;" changing your band's name; the actual song where Beans and Frank rap; disclaimer that even though we're active musicians, we don't use the podcast to push our own music.
  Featured Bands (Song)
The Cooters (Bustin' Loose) - web, myspace
The Coach and Four (Hello Destroyer) - myspace
The Avenue (Your Blue Eyes Are My Cocaine) - myspace
Crash Into June (Fairmountebank) - myspace
Meatjakket (Get It Out)  - myspace
Nick Redmond (Sunday School) - myspace
Two-Way Radio (First Year) - myspace
Wrong Color (Right On Time)

As always, thanks for stopping by and spending a valuable hour of your day with us!  You've just heard a small sampling of the best original, independent music from Memphis and beyond!  Come back next week for more of the same!
See you next week!

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We're releasing episode 9 a little early this week since both Frank and Beans will be otherwise engaged over the next few days - we wanted avoid just skipping an episode, so we figured moving this one up a few days wouldn't hurt...  We should be back on our regular Thursday schedule for episode 10 on November 23rd!  One special note for this week's podcast:  Beans had a lot of trouble with the background music and apologies to Burney Warren for allowing a hint of said background track-age to seep through while playing "When You Talk Like That."

Meet  Zell Bent, Sid-less Nacy and Buns 'n' Roses from Memphis Roller Derby!  Frank and Beans learn about Roller Derby; myspace takes away indie band, Bones, myspace page and gives it to Fox Network's TV show "Bones" - then, Myspace Tom gives it back!  Beans runs through a list of really bad website URL's (courtesy of mistupid.com); 6 degrees of Roller Derby bacon; Beans successfully gets through the show without using the "D" word, but Frank doesn't; there will be beer and kids at the roller derby bout - you can drink a beer while your kids (under 17) can hang out with derby girl-babysitters; the first ever rap act on Not Another Locals' Show reminds the guys of the time when Frank tried to teach Beans how to rap; you too can join the Memphis Roller Derby league - even if you don't want to skate!  Frank gets new talent by "falling upon" them; pulses are optional for the guys; if you're a local band, get out and play; is "extra patchouli" ever a good thing?  Roofies give you that warm and fuzzy feeling late at night, just like the creepy guy laughing on our outro music...




Featured Bands (Song)
Secret Service (Don't Let It Eat Me Alive) - myspace
Young Agent Jones (Franklin Mint) - web, myspace
Burney Warren (When You Talk Like That) - myspace
The Splints (Hurting and Heartache)  - web, myspace
Chopper Girl (It's Funky) - myspace
Giant Bear (Devil on the Wall) - web, myspace

To make your own episode of Not Another Locals' Show, please follow these directions: 

• One helping of Frank
• a pinch of Beans
• two heaping tablespoons of moderate technology
• eight parts non-diluted original music from Memphis and beyond

Stir vigorously until nice and frothy.  Add extra patchouli to taste. Convert all to mp3 and share.  Serves 382 unique IP addresses over 7 countries (to date).  See you next week!

Thank you for flying NALS airlines.  Please familiarize yourself with the emergency exits; in the event we encounter too much original Rock and Roll, you may be forced to use them.  The in-flight movie has been replaced with episode number 8, featuring six original songs from Midsouth artists...  This is Captain Beans; on behalf of co-pilot Frank and Fat Sam (the wonder dog), we hope you have a good flight!

Sally T and Dan are in the house; enormous plate of Neil's Nachos save the night; hot sauce lip stick; some countries register Not Another Local's Show listeners as dissdents; Metaprod = Metaether (that's George Galloway...he's a member of Brit parliament...he has been an active politician in defense of Iraq (or the effects of our policies, better put) since the first gulf war...he was investigated during our Senate's oil-for-food investigation...what you hear on the track is part of his deposition while sitting before our politicians, basically readin' 'em the riot act about their own responsibilities... ); all about mail order brides; a request for Chelsea; Frank is a "humorous slant;" farting can save you if/when you're stranded on a deserted island; Beans offer to buy a beer for anyone (at his favorite drinking establishment) who emails him about using the word "disporportionate," in next week's episode; rants about dog breed enthusiasts but Beans doesn't quite catch on; homes away from home.

Featured Bands (Song)
Lately David (Peter Pan and the Problem with Girls) - web, myspace Metaether (Galloway Straightaway) - web, myspace
Jamie Randolph (Professional Time Killer) - web, myspace
Killjay (The Darkest Hour)  - web, myspace
Rae-Ray (Candy Wrappers 'N Clothes) - web, myspace
Nina Makris (The Way I Feel About You) - web, myspace

Two freaks, two mics, two months and nine countries later and we're still showcasing the best music from Memphis and beyond!  Thanks for stopping by and please, come back next week!

By the way, the next episode will be available for download on MONDAY instead of the regular Thursday schedule!

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For episode number7, we have 7 songs on the playlist!  So buckle up, download this sucker and follow along in the shownotes...

Is the intro music too long?  We taped this show before a live studio audience; say "Hi!" to Rebecca (Your Neighborhood Dumbass), Lisa the Starfighter Pilot, and Amber "the-no-myspace-name!"  Newsworthy items of the week include the rejection of the Dixie Chicks documentary commercial and Dilbert's creater can talk, again; it's always safe to say your band sounds like the Foo Fighters when people ask what kind of music you play; Rudy is cool; Frank starts a conflict with "Forever is Agony" - because (among many things) they talk to us in the third person - and urges everyone to join them as a myspace friend and leave them a "you-are-a-dumbass" comment; our newest listeners are from the Netherlands - welcome!  'True or false' fun facts; Frank chooses brisket over fried Coke; cell phone + driving rant: "shut up and think for yourself;" shows to see include Signal the Chief/Simon/Friend of No Bueno @ Neils on Nov 4th & Giant Bear @ the Young Ave Deli on Nov 18th!

Featured Bands (Song)
Fran Fought Back (My College Life) - web, myspace
The Weather (Cut You Off Short) - myspace
Richard Lewis (Mermaids) - no website (contact us if you want more info about Richard!)
Surrender the Fall (Under)  - myspace
Plywood Doghouse (Writhing Neon) – myspace
Imagination Head (track #4) – web, myspace
The Light (People Won't Listen) - web, myspace

God willing and if the creek don't rise, we'll be back next week with more great music from Memphis, the Midsouth and beyond!

This is episode #6 and you're not another local listener of fine Memphis independent rock music!

Frank starts the show off without any pity for Beans and his difficulty adjusting to his new job; Lee (from the band Simon) wrote us and pointed out grammatical mistakes we made during the last episode - we point out our own grammatical errors to make Lee's job easier this time around; Not Another Local Band! has been asked to help place local bands each mile of this year's St. Jude Marathon - send us an email if you want to be a part of it; more on chick rock; Chuck Norris vs. every stingray on the planet; the Pope may have to stock up on condoms; a little prog rock, a little ska is always good; telling people what to do - another rant by Frank on what not to do; fried Coke; standing too close to your Picasso; no more "tag" in Boston; drunk bears being hunted with sporks and fried coke; local bands should use podshow.com - it's the smart way to market your tunes for free.

Featured Bands (Song)
Snowglobe/Oxytocin (Dry)  myspace
Deep Shag (I am) web, myspace
Rusty Lemon (Flying High) web, myspace
Press 2 for Panic (God's Kite) myspace
The Holiday (Physics of Quicksand) web, myspace
The Lordz (Outlaw featuring Tim Armstrong)  web, myspace

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With episode 5, Frank and Beans deliver more incredible music and even less witty banter than ever before. This is the longest podcast we’ve done thus far at just over 51 minutes. So buckle up and hang on for an entertaining 8 tenths of an hour...!

I love American – you want wife? Detroit is the fat capital of the world; Germans love David Hasselhoff AND Life By Inches; are there podcasts in heaven? Sausage, beer and autobahn; French Connection U. K.; Crash into June reunion show; David Brookings’ mini-fan club; six degrees of local bacon; Lock and Load – don’t be that guy; dissecting 24 / 7 / 365; Not Another Lilith show; getting kids to do your CD art; blatant but heartfelt plug for Neil’s in Memphis; Baton Rouge = red stick; Beans complains about the lame Action 3! marketing of his anti-perspirant; Lake Pontchartrain under your arms; attitude problems in Quebec; Tao of Beans and Frank’s toilet paper blog; lots of shows coming up…

Featured Bands (Song)
Taco & Da Mofo’s (Panty Dropper) – web, myspace
David Brookings (Go Away) – web, myspace
Angel Sluts (Lock and Load) – web, myspace
Kat Maxwell (I Love U) – web, myspace
Simon (Clean) – web, myspace
Cornerstone (Sex Sells) – web, myspace

As always, we really appreciate you downloading this podcast!  You have so many great choices and we’re flattered you picked us to help occupy your day! If you had fun listening, please leave us a comment. If you hated us, please let us know that, too! Come back next week for more outstanding music from Memphis and beyond!

Okay good people, it’s episode 4 and we gots the special on great, local Memphis podcasted music! Even while clocking in at under 6 songs, we can’t begin to describe the utter cornucopia of sweet talent and harmony we have for you this week!

Frank wants to start interviewing bands; space themes for bands; Roger Mexico is in the studio; The Lights keep going and going; the American Radio has a new EP coming out; our background music doesn’t match; old school tape deck technology; digital rectal massages; ode to Sally T; Frank poops at Walmart; “…like you’ve led a perfect life!”


Featured bands (song title):
Augustine (This Is the Expert Bomb) – web, myspace
Roger Mexico (From the Start) – web, myspace
The Lights (The Last Hurrah of DS) – myspace
The American Radio (Beautiful Goodbye) – myspace
The Coach and Four (Girl Arms) – myspace

Thanks for checking us out this week!  We'll be back next week with more great music from Memphis and beyond!

Here we are at Episode 3 and Beans is a bit more vocal this time around! On this week's show:
It’s Frank’s birthday; the little-known grammatical term “damnclose;” the Memphis Women’s Rugby Club; live shows that rock; Organ Thief needs a rhythm section; technical difficulties plague the cast; denim Petri dish; playing a better E chord to win fans; don’t be a dick; avoid posting bulletins on myspace for “accomplishments” without merit; trying to leave on a positive note

We apologize for the less than stellar audio quality on this episode of Not Another Locals’ Show! Beans is trying some new software and hasn’t gotten through the learning curve yet…

Organ Thief (Psychochauffer) – web, myspace
Life By Inches (Life By Inches) – web, myspace
Raleigh Symphony (Believe You Me) – web, myspace
So She Sang (Breakaway Beautiful) – web, myspace
Squint (Anthem for Closure) – web
Slam Hound (Elusive) – myspace

As promised, here’s the link for the Memphis Women’s Rugby Club!  Go out and support them!

Thanks for listening and if you dig the show, tell a friend! Next week, look out for more great music from Memphis and beyond!

Welcome to Episode #2 of Not Another Locals' Show!  Beans will play whatever you give him; the first "Not Another Local Band" showcase; why do the crappiest videos always win on America's Funniest Videos; podsafe network plug; Sam the Wonder Dog; PETA objecting to a video proposal..  all this and cool tunes!

Here's a potentially fun party game:  take a drink every time Beans says "ummm," or "uhhhh..."  (What a newbie!)

Please leave some comments and tell your friends to check us out!

Featured bands (songs):
Arma Secreta (Pyah!) - myspace, web
Yes No Maybe (All We Have) - myspace, web
Perspective (Can't Wait) - myspace, web
Holly Cole (Returned Love) - myspace
Danko Jones (Baby Hates Me) - web
Josephus and the George Jonestown Massacre (Quittin' Time) - myspace, web



Thanks and come back next week for more music from Memphis and beyond!

Welcome to Episode #1 of Not Another Locals' Show!  This show is planned for weekly release and is recorded completely live with no post-production edits (aside from the WAV to MP3 conversion).  Frank and Beans talk about screaming women, bombs in the mail slot and "Indie" inginuity!

Leave us some comments and tell us how much you either love us or hate us!

Featured bands (songs):
Chess Club (Boy on a Bicycle) - myspace, web
Hey Heidi-Rae (Back to the Blackboard) - myspace, web
The Adversary (Fancy Bred) - myspace
Aurora (Stars) - myspace
Antique Curtains (Ryno's Bag of Tricks) - myspace
The Acorns (track #2) - myspace

Thanks for tuning in and come back next week for more music from Memphis and beyond!