Not Another Locals' Show # 9

We're releasing episode 9 a little early this week since both Frank and Beans will be otherwise engaged over the next few days - we wanted avoid just skipping an episode, so we figured moving this one up a few days wouldn't hurt...  We should be back on our regular Thursday schedule for episode 10 on November 23rd!  One special note for this week's podcast:  Beans had a lot of trouble with the background music and apologies to Burney Warren for allowing a hint of said background track-age to seep through while playing "When You Talk Like That."

Meet  Zell Bent, Sid-less Nacy and Buns 'n' Roses from Memphis Roller Derby!  Frank and Beans learn about Roller Derby; myspace takes away indie band, Bones, myspace page and gives it to Fox Network's TV show "Bones" - then, Myspace Tom gives it back!  Beans runs through a list of really bad website URL's (courtesy of mistupid.com); 6 degrees of Roller Derby bacon; Beans successfully gets through the show without using the "D" word, but Frank doesn't; there will be beer and kids at the roller derby bout - you can drink a beer while your kids (under 17) can hang out with derby girl-babysitters; the first ever rap act on Not Another Locals' Show reminds the guys of the time when Frank tried to teach Beans how to rap; you too can join the Memphis Roller Derby league - even if you don't want to skate!  Frank gets new talent by "falling upon" them; pulses are optional for the guys; if you're a local band, get out and play; is "extra patchouli" ever a good thing?  Roofies give you that warm and fuzzy feeling late at night, just like the creepy guy laughing on our outro music...




Featured Bands (Song)
Secret Service (Don't Let It Eat Me Alive) - myspace
Young Agent Jones (Franklin Mint) - web, myspace
Burney Warren (When You Talk Like That) - myspace
The Splints (Hurting and Heartache)  - web, myspace
Chopper Girl (It's Funky) - myspace
Giant Bear (Devil on the Wall) - web, myspace

To make your own episode of Not Another Locals' Show, please follow these directions: 

• One helping of Frank
• a pinch of Beans
• two heaping tablespoons of moderate technology
• eight parts non-diluted original music from Memphis and beyond

Stir vigorously until nice and frothy.  Add extra patchouli to taste. Convert all to mp3 and share.  Serves 382 unique IP addresses over 7 countries (to date).  See you next week!